Est. 2023 · Atlanta, GAWe believe every beard tells a story, and every creator deserves to be paid fairly for telling it. OnlyBeards is where passionate facial hair enthusiasts and the fans who adore them come together.
OnlyBeards was founded on a single, deeply held belief: that every man with a beard is a content creator waiting to happen, and every fan deserves direct, intimate access to the follicles they love.
We're not just a platform. We're a movement. A revolution in how humanity interacts with facial hair, one subscription at a time. We've eliminated the corporate middlemen who have long stood between bearded creators and the fans who sustain them.
Our technology stack is state-of-the-art. Our commitment to the beard community is absolute. Our legal team is, frankly, tremendous.
From the casual weekend stubble aficionado to the dedicated full-beard sculptor who treats his face as a canvas; OnlyBeards is the home for all of them.
Explore CreatorsFounder and Chief Beard Officer Reginald Throatsworth grew a beard so spectacular during a camping trip that three strangers offered him money just to look at it. He realized there was a business model here. OnlyBeards was incorporated the following Tuesday.
OnlyBeards launched to an audience of approximately 14 people, most of whom were Reginald's relatives. Within 8 months, word-of-beard spread organically and the platform hit 500,000 registered creators. The beard community had been waiting for this moment. They just didn't know it yet.
OnlyBeards crossed $1 billion in cumulative creator payouts and closed a $340M Series B funding round led by Chin Capital Partners and Follicle Ventures. TIME Magazine called us "probably a real company." We framed it.
With over 180 million fans and 2 million creators across 190 countries, OnlyBeards is now the undisputed global leader in beard-adjacent digital content. We continue to innovate relentlessly; our roadmap includes AI beard analysis, AR beard try-ons, and a proprietary Beard Score algorithm we are legally prohibited from discussing further at this time.
The visionaries steering the world's most important facial hair platform.
Reginald's beard has been independently appraised at $4.2 million. He previously led Facial Hair Strategy at a Fortune 500 company that no longer exists. He speaks at 4 conferences per year specifically about his beard.
Max joined OnlyBeards after a decade at Big Shave, the conglomerate he now views as the enemy. He wrote our proprietary content delivery infrastructure from scratch, solely powered by caffeine and a deep-seated belief that shaving is a choice, not a requirement.
Barnaby's signature handlebar mustache has its own Instagram account with 2.3 million followers, significantly more than Barnaby himself. He oversees all creator relations, community programs, and the annual OnlyBeards Beard Summit, held in a mid-tier hotel in Nevada.
The principles that guide every decision we make.
Every product decision, every policy, every line of code is evaluated through a single lens: does this serve the beard community? If not, it doesn't ship. Our beard-first philosophy is not a marketing slogan; it is a legally binding internal mandate.
We take 10% and creators keep 90%. This ratio was chosen because it is fair, and also because our lawyers said "90/10" sounds better in press releases than "85/15." The math is real. The commitment is absolute.
What happens on OnlyBeards stays on OnlyBeards. We employ bank-grade encryption, rigorous content controls, and a 24/7 trust and safety team. We do not sell your data. We barely look at your data. We are frankly overwhelmed by the volume of data we receive.
OnlyBeards is not just a platform; it is an ecosystem. We foster connections between creators and fans, invest in creator education, and run programs to help new creators grow their audiences. We genuinely believe that a rising tide of beard content lifts all boats.
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