How OnlyBeards handles information on this parody site.
Effective Date: March 30, 2026
OnlyBeards is a parody project created for humor and commentary. It is not a real platform, service, or account system, and it is not affiliated with or endorsed by any real company, brand, Google, Facebook, or third-party provider.
OnlyBeards is a parody project and not a real account-based platform. Certain parts of this site may resemble real sign-up or login interfaces, but these elements are presented for parody purposes only. This Privacy Policy describes how information may be handled in connection with your use of this site.
Name, email address, password, and other fields that appear in forms on this site are part of parody interface elements and are not used to create real accounts. No real account is created when you interact with these forms, and the site is not intended to retain submitted information for the purpose of establishing user profiles, accounts, or service relationships.
Like many websites, this site may automatically collect limited technical information when you visit, including your IP address, browser type, device information, general site activity, referring pages, and similar technical data. This information is used only for standard website operation, analytics, maintenance, performance monitoring, and security purposes.
This site also loads resources — including placeholder creator profile images and web fonts — from third-party servers. When your browser fetches these resources, your IP address and standard browser request information are transmitted to and may be logged by those third-party servers. See Section 6 for details.
OnlyBeards does not provide real memberships, creator accounts, subscriber services, payment services, or authenticated user accounts. All account-related elements are parody only. This site is not affiliated with any real platform or service.
OnlyBeards does not use submitted sign-up information to build customer profiles, subscriber records, or paid account relationships. Routine technical data such as analytics and server logs may be processed by third-party providers in connection with hosting, analytics, content delivery, or security services used to operate this site.
To display placeholder creator profile images, this site loads images directly from third-party services, including randomuser.me and picsum.photos. When your browser requests these images, your IP address, browser type, and other standard HTTP request data are transmitted to and may be logged by those third-party servers. OnlyBeards does not operate, control, or have access to data collected by these services, and is not responsible for their data practices.
This site also loads web fonts from Google Fonts (fonts.googleapis.com), operated by Google LLC. Loading these fonts may result in your IP address and browser information being transmitted to Google's servers. Please refer to Google's Privacy Policy at policies.google.com/privacy for details on how Google handles that data.
These third-party services operate independently and maintain their own privacy policies. We encourage you to review them directly if you have concerns about how your data may be handled.
OnlyBeards does not retain sign-up form entries as part of any real account registration system. Routine server logs, analytics data, or security records may be retained for a limited time consistent with standard website operation practices.
You may choose not to enter information into any forms on this site. You may also adjust your browser settings to manage cookies and site tracking preferences. Disabling certain browser features may affect how some parts of the site display or function.
This site is not directed to children under the age of 13. No real account services are offered, and no information is knowingly collected from children.
This Privacy Policy may be updated from time to time. Continued use of the site following any changes constitutes acceptance of the updated policy. We encourage you to review this page periodically.
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, you may contact us at [email protected].
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